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Wow... I met a girl dude [11::Feb::07 @ 09:04pm ] Her name is lauren she loves baseball and the number 17 disappear.

Holy Cow [20::Jul::06 @ 05:39pm ] I saw kevin this weekend.... We got kicked out of a party so we called the cops on some little gurls and thurr parents HAHAAHAH Fuckin sluts We got way drunk i fuckin love him Cut Throat I'm down to die 1 Want to disappear.

[21::May::06 @ 03:40am ] I'm an Animal   Yes i am an Animal Fuck...   I remember like end of 8th grade... me gilbert and isaac found an ice chest in front of someones house on there drive way full of warm corona... We drank them.. and in 8th grade i never drank... I thought corona tasted like shit... But little did i know, if you add a lime.. Its like a whole new drink... Being older is cool... But fuck being old cuz thats not cool disappear.

[28::Mar::06 @ 11:07am ] I got fired from my job the other day without notice... haha that kinda sucks... I met some random ass kids during a mexican protest and they got me drunk... Hot gurls... Funny ass guys.. and alcohol is always a good mixture 1 Want to disappear.

Just flow from the dome [08::Mar::06 @ 12:01am ] Let me just kick these words out from my fingers Like triggers on 9 millimeters Silenced and the smoke lingers Breathless, Lettin ya'll know - I'm not the nigga to mess with Bring your best, and he'll get his head split Get your dome straight I'm straight adjacent In an ally way givin out base hits Crack fiends cant get enough of me They love to suck dick Who cares if they got aids it dont make a difference If your smokin crack its all the same isnt it? disappear.

My dream last night [16::Dec::05 @ 12:47pm ] So last night i had this crazy ass dream I was like drunk as fuck with my friends and shit, and it was really late at night and i had to go home.... But for some reason i was walking home all drunk and fucked up... And i was walking across this field of homes being built and thurr was this one i thought it was a model home and shit, Thinking no one lived in it.. The doors were open and some lights were on so i was like fuck it i'ma cut threw here for a short cut.... I walk a couple feet into the house and i see a bong with weed sitting on the table and i'm like oh fuck someone lives here so i turn around all drunk and stumbling and i start to walk out and like Three gurls come out of no where and are all like Blah Blah Blah my parents are away for the weekend... And i'm like pshhh what the fuck and i was laughing in my dream.. Then i was like can i smoke your weed HAHA, and they let me becuase girls in my dreams are bad ass like that.. We'll the phone rings and this gurl is all like "That was my dad there gunna be here soon Oh No" Blah Blah And i'm all still drunk in my dream so i'm like fuck i gotta get outta here... And all the sudden her parents walk in the door and i'm like fuck And they start freaking out and thurr dad was all like WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU BLAH BLAH And i was like shut the fuck up man i was just trying to get home And he was all like tryin to get crazy with me So I ripped my shirt off like Hulk Hogan And i was like lets go old man And drunk falling all over the place, I couldnt even stand up And the dad like kicks me in the face So i get all pissed off cuz i cant stand up i'm too drunk and shit So i'm like Fuck you Nigger I'm coming back to fight your ass HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHA i dunno i just thought that was a crazy ass dream! 1 Want to disappear.

[24::Nov::05 @ 02:31pm ] you mother fuckers I'll be in bullhead this weekend Suck My Fuckin Dick! 1 Want to disappear.

[03::Nov::05 @ 11:28am ] I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE!!!!!   I JUST SPENT SOOO LONG JUST TALKING ABOUT LAME ASS SHIT   AND LIVE JOURNAL FUCKS IT ALL UP!!!!   I FUCKING GIVE UP!!!!   FUCK ALL OF YOU I'LL SEE YOUR FUCKIN STUPID ASS BUTT FUCKING FACES IN HELL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS 2 Want to disappear.

The weekend [24::Oct::05 @ 03:42pm ] So Brad, Betard, and Daniel all came down this weekend... But before i get to that i have to tell you this fuckin crazy story!!! I was in my room with marissa and kevin was on the computer... My dad was asleep and we here bangin at the door... I look out my window and i look right into the BARREL OF A GUN!!!! It was the police outside.. They were raiding our house cuz my dad was growing weed... Which is perfectly legal cuz he has a percription.. BUT they do it anyways i guess and my dad goes to jail and we end up having to bail him out and go threw all KINDS of drama.... Well Brad and Daniel and Betard show up saturday and we just get drunk as fuck and have a bad ass time chillin at my house drinkin and shit... We wake up EARLY the next mornin and drink then go to Venice Beach all drunk and me martin and betard end up getting soaked from the ocean... We come and start up some of the RISK on boardgame as we start to drink THAT GAME IS BAD ASS.... we went forever trying to take over the world... Kevin ended up winning the game.. but we were all drunk... And at like 3 in the morning after drinking more we went to the skate park and did random shit till like 4 or 5 IT WAS OFF THE HOOK!@!!!! 5 Want to disappear.

Kevins Back [19::Oct::05 @ 02:40pm ] [ music | Vehemence ] So i went and saw kevin graduate from the Marines last friday... Hahaha it was so bad ass to seem what he has become will all that hard work... I'm really proud of him... So he is at my house and we get drunk and hang out almost everynight like old times hahaha.. I really hope we get to see old friends :-( 2 Want to disappear.

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